I had a dream last night that Derren Brown hypnotised me into being able to swing in mid-air like a pendulum and then asked me for my phone number.

I think i jumped on the "I <3 Derren Brown" bandwagon too late.

Oh deary me.

How low can blogging really go?

http://90dayjane.blogspot.com/

I got this sent to me today. A girl has started a blog claiming that she's going to catalogue her life for 90 days and then kill herself.

I wish, sometimes, i could stop being a fanny.

i fucking hate the beeb. Realplayer my arse. Why can't they use a program that almost everyone has as standard? Flippin idiots.

Watch the first episode of the Mighty Boosh if you like because i sure as fuck can't. >:/

Ha ha ha.

Middlesbrough is the number 1 worst place to live in the UK.

Hartlepool is number 19. Michael now think he is 19 better than me. The cunt.

I get most of my teeshirts either free off bands (harr), make them myself or buy them from Threadless.com

I bought two last night when i was really, really tired and felt a bit drunk, even though i hadn't been drinking. This will probably be only the second time that i've ever bought comedy teeshirts.

HAHA I might name my first born son:

Kevin Colin Malcolm Brian.

4 unsexy names in one. I hope i marry someone who's last name is something like Gump.

Kevin Colin Malcolm Brian Gump.

Rockenspiel.

And so we have a name.

I'm just embarking on reading the Otori trilogy again. Those books are fucking awesome, but written a little childishly i think.

The new book, The Harsh Cry of the Heron - i've just ordered it from Amazon. I hope it's here for saturbobs when i need a lazy day after gigging and dancing. Apparently there's a massive spoiler on the reviews section on Amazon so i daren't even go near that page.

Cannot wait!

I haven't felt really particularly "right" since last week.

The desire to get away from this country for a while is overwhelming. I clearly just need a break. I don't know whether i'm going to be able to run away anywhere until after Christmas. Bollocks.

I can't make any firm plans about anything for the future because as i've come to realise, a lot can happen in a few years.
I have a few ideas regarding career and living though.